WTF: Incarceration, where the famous go to get away.

If you are rich and famous and need to go away to clear your mind, incarceration may be a perfect vacation destination for you. Though I have never been, I am thinking it is something like an exclusive resort the way that celebs flock to it!

Rapper Gucci Mane last made arrangements to go back to incarceration exactly one day after coming off an incarceration getaway.  Rapper T.I. couldn't even complete a full promotional tour before itching to get both he and his wife Tiny a ticket to incarceration. Lil Wayne just got back from an incarceration trip; wonder how soon it will be before he goes back? Singer Lyfe Jennings just went back for his second extended stay. And there's a particular incarceration place in Maricopa County, AZ that DMX likes so much that today he was sent back for his sixth stay! Other rappers like C-Murder like it so much he's never coming home!

What's so great about incarceration as a spot to vacation? Is it that the pressures of freedom become too much for the rich and famous that they go to incarceration for rest and relaxation? Socialites, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie even vacationed there briefly. Even Martha Stewart has had a suite at incarceration. Lindsay Lohan has been trying her hardest to gain entry into the exclusive incarceration resort for years to no avail. What else does Lindsay have to do to be allowed access to an urban minimum security condominium complex that boosts cement and steel architecture and minimalist decor?

Check out the incarceration vacation photo gallery:

DMX

Lil Wayne

Lindsay Lohan

Martha Stewart

Lyfe Jennings

T.I.

Lil Kim

Yeah. . . looks like an interesting place to visit but I personally can not afford to go on an incarceration getaway. My readers would miss me too much!

Lil Wayne post-jail release update

Maybe I should become a psychic! Or maybe clairvoyance isn't necessary in predicting Lil Wayne's pro-creating habits….

A week ago I did a blog about who might be Lil Wayne's first post-jail booty call. In that post I also predicted there would be either a child conceived right before he turned himself in to serve his jail sentence or a child would be conceived right after his release. My friends at Media Quicky (see my blog roll) broke the story this morning that there is a pending paternity test with Lil Wayne's name all over it. Read the Media Quicky story here:

http://www.mediaquicky.com/2010/11/10/lil-wayne-a-father-again/

Lil Wayne making entering his Welcome Home party at KOD in Miami

Ok I know that the December 9^th DNA test is for an 8 year old, but I predict it is a pre-cursor for what to come. He just had his 'Welcome Home' party on Sunday at the King of Diamonds Strip Club in Miami; surely there was some future baby mama's up in there. . .

Million Dollar Smiles

I’ve always wondered why people wait so long to get their teeth fixed. The smile is one of the most noticeable features a person can have and yet many neglect it. How many times have we seen an otherwise attractive celebrity and wonder why they haven’t gotten their smile fixed? Certainly they have the money. With all the cosmetic options available, there is no reason a person with the financial means can’t get their mouth improved.

There are also some celebrities who can’t wait to put their money where their mouth is (literally). Perhaps I am naïve to think that having diamonds implanted in one’s teeth is a ridiculous waste of money, but the owners of these million dollars smiles may not:

Lil Wayne’s diamond encrusted teeth proved to be a liability to him when he had to have dental surgery prior to doing a prison sentence to treat teeth that had been decaying underneath his diamond façade.

Kanye has offered no real explanation for his recent icing of his bottom row of teeth except, “"It's just something that rock stars are supposed to do." ::mmm ok::