Damn Wiz, you too?

From the “Mr. Me Too” files, I present rapper Wiz Khalifa hugged up on a certain Blacc China!

Blacc China and Wiz Khalifa photo retrieved from Twitter

The other night Wiz Khalifa performed at the Platinum Club in his hometown of Pittsburgh, were apparently he and ‘China’ got a little cozy.

Perhaps Wiz Khalifa reads my blog (see yesterday’s post), and decided he too would like to get to know Blacc China ‘a little better’.

Seen & Heard: Miami, where the players go to play….

Ahhh Miami! From the warm weather the taut scantily clad beach bodies traipsing about; Miami is a playground for those looking to play. It is difficult for me think that a man who spends an extended amount of time in Miami has any intention on being faithful to his lady Mary Ann back home in [insert hometown here].

King of Diamonds

That’s right; Miami strip clubs are unsurpassed. A lot of men go to Miami just to go to KOD (King of Diamonds strip club). King of Diamonds offers an impressive list of over 300 dancers of all different nationalities. The venue boosts 14 super skyboxes, 30 private V.I.P. suites, a shoe shine station, fashion boutique, beauty salon, tanning salon, full body massages, fine dining menu, a barber shop and even a basketball court for those who have come to play. KOD is where you might see your favorite rapper or professional athlete. You may also spy various video chicks making their rent money and car payment (or seducing their next baby daddy or extortion victim). Most men who frequent Miami will agree that Miami has the very best strips as far as looks, body, and “skill”.  Drake even invited [Blac] China from King of Diamonds to make a flight in his song “All Night Long”. This is also where Lil Wayne chose to have his first party after his release from jail. 

Click here to see video of Rick Ross "Teflon Don" album release party at KOD. 

Dancer Blac China of King of Diamonds 

Miami is a playground for the man looking to be naughty. Please beware. Several lawsuits have been filed by KOD strippers against various entertainers and athletes within the last year. So those guys who work a regular job may find they have a hard time gaining entry, fore you are probably not lawsuit worthy….*HiYelaGurl Shrug*

HOTNESS: Something for the fellas!

So my male readers are angry with me (sad face). I’m being told that my HOTNESS editions never have any eye candy for them. And after my last HOTNESS featuring Marlon Yates in his underwear, I felt obligated to do something for the guys.

I present the HOTNESS of Alessandra Audrey Rose Testa, aka Amber Rose.

There’s not a lot known about her. She is a 27 Philadelphia, PA native of Caribbean and Cape Verdean descent. The bisexual, former stripper was shaking showing her ass assets at the famous Deliah’s strip club (rapper Eve also stripped there before breaking into the industry) in Philly before she made the leap to Kanye West’s arm candy in 2008.

Being with Kanye helped her career tremendously for she has landed several urban magazine covers since being his squeeze. She has a new sunglass line launching soon. Rare to speak publicly, her most notable quote is, “The best sex I’ve had had been with myself”. Usually she takes to her twitter page (@TheRealAmberRose) to communicate with her fans.

She has recently broken up with Kanye and has been seen publicly with R&B singer Chris Brown and New Orleans Saint and Kim Kardashian ex Reggie Bush.

This post was sponsored by the ‘Short Hair, Don’t Care Club’ in which I am a proud member (smiley face).

Chasing a Video Chick? This is what you should know...

A gossip website known for putting people on blast posted an article that I found very interesting.

And the headline read:

WARNING: TO ALL YOU DUDES THINKIN ABOUT WIFING UP A VIDEO CHICK . . . CHECK OUT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE . . . AFTER THEY RETIRE!! (SMH)

I was Twitter pals with the subject former video model.

The article displayed pictures of this woman from a few years ago when she was in the prime of her magazine, video and calendar modeling. Then they compared those pictures to more recent unflattering ones.

While I think the site was dirty for making her the poster child for ‘faded glory’; the headline certainly got me to thinking…

Does a man really know what he’s getting when he chases after a video chick/reality show star/ stripper?

Does he think he’s getting a woman who ‘thicker’ right now but won’t gain additional weight? Does he think she goes to bed airbrushed? He does know she probably won’t be walking around the house in booty shorts but more like a tank top and sweat pants, right? He does know that her hairdresser can’t work for her around the clock so there will be days when her hair might get a little thick from lack of flat ironing or a little thin when she needs her extensions re-done, right?

Furthermore, she has made a career of showing her assets so he won’t be disappointed when he finds out she’s had her share of ‘sponsors’ and ‘benefactors’, mainly athletes and entertainers, right? 

Fellas, you do understand that these women, like all women, will not always be camera ready; and you are prepared for the times when she is not picture perfect…right?